"Gee, cut the poor guy some slack. He's just had stitches for cryin' out loud."

--Granddad Martin

Graham has too much work to do to be given slack. He's got the house to clean, errands to run, and many sustained beatings at the hands of his mothers to endure. In fact, given that he has spent the last week hogtied in a closet, it's a surprise he can still use the bippy at all.

Seriously- Graham went down with no more trouble than usual last night. He slept no worse than usual last night. He played no less than usual at the park this morning. Despite our cruel parenting methods, the bippy might go out with more whimper than bang. More updates soon!